Delftsman

Hijack Prevention

Subject: Hijack Prevention

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

Hijackings would end, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

hat tip to Catfish

Posted by Delftsman3 at December 15, 2004 09:54 PM