The DSL line is now down, and Delftsman is unable to post from home. Until I get paid on Friday and can pay the ransom demanded by SBC, posting will be thin to non-existant here, unless I can get a couple of guest bloggers to help out.
Until then, why not this?
Subject: GLOVES
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so
he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
Posted by Mamamontezz at January 5, 2005 12:48 AM