Well, I HAD to post SOMETHING. It may be a little lame, but it's my birthday, so bear with me.
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom when he gets home from work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
LMAO! I spewed coffee on this one.
Posted by: Jack at April 26, 2005 04:33 PM