If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged
like these:
Sad! Very, very sad....................
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!
Oh you are a naughty boy!! Does Mama know your behaving like this?
By the way, I wanted to let you know I have received several emails from commenters on my site about you. They are all impressed with the way you present your case without getting nasty or self-rightous. In fact one commenter even said so in the comments (you can see for yourself). So it's official not only do I welcome your opinions but so do others!! You should find a few of your 'right-of-center buddies and bring them along. We could have some rousing debates!