May 28, 2005

What if the tables were turned...

My friend Catfish sent this along...and like it said; if you agree, pass it along, and so I am. To you.

I thought I should pass this along, it gives everyone a perspective on what a reality check is all about.

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance and have an accident.

Enter Mexico illegally...Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing... You wouldn't understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public, then insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand to be eligible for Mexican retirement funds into which you never contributed.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world..except right here in the United States...Land of the naive! If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, move to Mexico...or Iraq...or France.

Oh... And one more thing... don't drink the water.

Posted by Delftsman3 at May 28, 2005 01:15 AM

Try have of those things if your a Mexican and see what you get. Mexico is in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at May 28, 2005 02:28 AM

Try it and you'll rot away in some festering sewer of a Mexican jail.

Posted by: Jack at May 28, 2005 04:36 AM

Enter Mexico illegally...Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law or any of that nonsense.

One cannot enter Mexico illegally. Their Constitution does not allow them to put such protections in place:

Article 11. Everyone has the right to enter and leave the Republic, to travel through its territory and to change his residence without necessity of a letter of security, passport, safe-conduct or any other similar requirement.

This may go a long way in explaining why these people will never understand the concept of "illegal immigration".


Posted by: RightWingRocker at May 28, 2005 05:27 PM
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