June 22, 2005
Etiquette Class
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students :
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent
family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what
would you say to her?"
Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p***."
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your
part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to
introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out..