July 14, 2005
MuHAMmed Gets New Bed
His most Magnificant Rottiness, Darth Misha 1 had a problem...it seems that his pet pig, MuHAMmed, had gotten too large to comfortably roam the halls of the Imperial Palace.
Well, our dear Emperor DOES have a crack staff of scientists, and they managed to shrink the Imperial Porcine down to a much more manageable size, but then there arose a new problem; where could poor MuHAMmed rest his Imperial snout? His old pad was now much too large.
Our Emperor, ever the resourceful one, hit upon the perfect solution for a new resting place:
Sleep easy, MuHAMmed, and if the burlap is a little rough, I'm sure the Emperor can find you a nice thick prayer rug to replace it.
Posted by Delftsman3 at July 14, 2005 01:25 AM | TrackBackCute widdle piggie!
Posted by: Jack at July 18, 2005 12:34 PMDo some reasearch about Islam and your heart will tell you the truth defenitly. No need to make a fun on a Holy Prophet because what ever youdid it doesn't effects his rank above with His LOrd. You need to think about this: Who are you? where did you come from?? and where are you going(after death)??? If you can answer me please do!!!
Posted by: Er at October 20, 2005 10:26 PMfuck you son of a bıtches
Posted by: fuck you at October 25, 2005 07:29 AM