A man had just finished reading the book "Man Of The
House" while making his train commute home from work.
By the time he reached home,he stormed into the house
and walked directly up to hiswife, pointing his finger in her face,
he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house
and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"
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"The Funeral Director would be my guess," said his wife.