An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up
to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said, sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?
Without batting an eye, the old man replied. "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."