Wingless Angel sent me this today, it gave me a chuckle, hope you like it too.
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get
undressed.The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours
straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets
up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back
huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God that was great! Now I
need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his
clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a
dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the
koala bear and it reads:
HOOKER - person who has sex for money.
The koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the
door. The hooker reads:
KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."
This sounds like a summary of the original joke. You need the part where the koala "shoots," after all. It also helps if the koala comes up to the house of ill-repute after wandering for months in the outback, devoid of female companionship.
And yes, this is one of the more clever jokes.
Posted by: Karlo at September 25, 2005 04:40 PM