September 22, 2005

The Hooker and the Koala

Wingless Angel sent me this today, it gave me a chuckle, hope you like it too.

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get
undressed.The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours
straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets
up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back
huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God that was great! Now I
need my money."

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his
clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a
dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the
koala bear and it reads:

HOOKER - person who has sex for money.

The koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the
door. The hooker reads:

KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."

Posted by Delftsman3 at September 22, 2005 05:11 PM | TrackBack

This sounds like a summary of the original joke. You need the part where the koala "shoots," after all. It also helps if the koala comes up to the house of ill-repute after wandering for months in the outback, devoid of female companionship.

And yes, this is one of the more clever jokes.

Posted by: Karlo at September 25, 2005 04:40 PM
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