Yet another one ripped off borrowed from GuyK:
A man goes into a restaurant where all the
waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a
very short skirt comes to his table and asks,
"What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame
top to bottom, and then answers, "A quickie." The
waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and
asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again
answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over
and slaps him across the face with a resounding
SMACK! and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table then leans over and
whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced'quiche.'