While engaged in weighty discourse about the general state of the world with other members of the Empire last night, LC Darth Vader suddenly had one of his psychotic breaks and started wondering just how the members of the Psychiactric profession might be celebrating this festive season with their own versions of the old standard carols....
PSYCHIATRISTS' CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR EVERY DIAGNOSIS:
Schizophrenia ~~ Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder ~~ We Three Queens disoriented are
Dementia ~~ I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic ~~ Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic ~~ Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
Paranoid ~~ Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder ~~ Thoughts Of
Roasting On An Open Fire
Bi-polar Personality Disorder ~~ You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why; Joy to the World, the Doc has come,
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~~ Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
ADHD ~~ Hark the herald angels sing
ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little town
of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter
wonderland one foggy
Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don't
want to switch to Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.
I don't guess any of them biy did u know the bucs were gonna did I go fishing last year well yeah but damn the bucs are plain and what did you say?
Posted by: GUYK at December 24, 2005 12:00 PMI'm too far gone to cross the border into the mental state. Merry Christmas Bert!!!
Posted by: Jack at December 24, 2005 12:53 PM