December 27, 2005

Top Ten List

Top 10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes

9. You're serving reindeer pot pie

8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream,
"No! I'm not listening!"

7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with
your BB gun

6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.

5. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make
photo copies

4. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.

3. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears

2. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"

1. Two words: tinsel rash

H/T to Nancy

Posted by Delftsman3 at December 27, 2005 10:48 AM | TrackBack


I think part of the problem is Christmas starts in Oct. in November in the USA. Or is it October now?

Posted by: Rachel Ann at December 27, 2005 05:29 PM

I just posted a suggestion to start the new year on the 26 of Dec because this is a wasted week. I think it was all planned this way so there could be 103 college football bowl games-only thre or four which mean a damn thing to anyone except the players and schools involved.

Posted by: GUYK at December 27, 2005 07:07 PM

I saw Christmas decorations in stores before Halloween, and wanted to buy something the week before and gone. Only Valentine's stuff to be found. Such crap.

Posted by: Alli at December 27, 2005 10:50 PM

"You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe."

You've been spying on me haven't you?
And I bet you didn't even get a court order did you!!
Can I say THANK GOD IT'S OVER loud enough?

Posted by: wanda at December 28, 2005 02:35 AM

Well Wanda...actually the surveilence was authorized through a FISA warrant ;). NEVER want to skirt legality around YOU! LOL

You don't need to shout, the "bat ear" mikes pick up a whisper at 50 feet...

Posted by: delftsman 3 at December 28, 2005 05:48 AM
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