January 17, 2006
Frequent Viewer Card?
I was walking downtown the other day near one of those hotels where visiting celebraties stay and I happened to find a wallet. Well, being the good samaritan that I am, I opened it to see if I could see who's it was so I could return it.
Seems it belonged to someone named Dean. A Mr. H. Dean to be exact. From Vermont, according to his driver's license. Someone from the Mayor's office said they'd make sure he got it back, since the Mayor and this Dean guy are acquainted or something.
I hope he gets it back soon. I'm sure he'd like to have it back, especially this card.
Seems he has only 5 more viewings before he gets in for free.
To the movie, that is. I can't vouch for the Mayor.
Touchè!!!
Posted by: Jack at January 17, 2006 11:42 AMThat's nice and homophobic. Looks like you're the one stuck on stupid.
Posted by: Steph Mineart at January 19, 2006 11:20 AM