An old man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed
up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe pits, a
volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He
made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Old men can still think fast.
Posted by Delftsman3 at January 30, 2006 02:28 PM | TrackBack