Delftsman

The Trade

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and
says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one
for Senator John Kerry.

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and
says, "Nice trade, sir."