February 24, 2006

Smiles From the Bible

Proving that not ALL his jokes are risque, here's some coice Biblical jokes from Catfish

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)


PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?

Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . "He brews"

Posted by Delftsman3 at February 24, 2006 04:17 AM | TrackBack

Fuck you, Delfts!

I'm so offended by these jokes, I'm going to burn down the Indiana embassy in Trenton in protest.

I'm also going to be rounding up anyone and everyone I can find with any connection to Indiana, including anyone wearing any kind of Hoosiers apparel. The Army of the Pope shall never stand for these insurrections!



Posted by: RightWingRocker at February 24, 2006 09:26 PM
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