August 13, 2006

Joke of the day

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother told him no breakfast until he did his chores.Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens,and he kicked a chicken. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow. He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig.He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asked.

"Well," his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father came down for breakfast and kicked the cat halfway across the kitchen.The little boy looked up at his mother with a smile, and said:Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

H/t to GuyK

Posted by Delftsman3 at August 13, 2006 01:35 PM | TrackBack

Good one!

Posted by: Beth* A. at August 14, 2006 11:31 PM

wow!!...children learn well, don't they?

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2006 06:21 PM

Huh... Slightly addled, but on the whole I like this post. You've got some fresh ideas. But please, write more lucid.

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