A married couple, both 55 were celebrating their
35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for
being loving to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish.'
'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,' said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and -- poof!
Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment, and then said,
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
'I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and -- poof!
The husband became 85 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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