October 07, 2009

The New "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Thanks to Iowahawk , we have the new, improved version of the Battle Hymn of the Republic as presented by the Obamatrons..after all the old version just didn't laud the magnificence that is Teh ONE in the proper way:

The Battle Hymn of the Obamatons

Barack Hussein Obama is the coming of the Lord!

He has taken oíer the banks where all the capítílist wealth is stored,

He runs all the auto compínies save those bastards out at Ford!

His lies keep rolling on!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack Obama is our ruler!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

His lies keep rolling on!

I have seen Him at the podium Ďfore a thousand sycophants,

They have built Him fine Greek columns lit with million wattage lamps,

He creates a carbon footprint like a herd of elephants:

Hypocrisy marches on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack Obama is our ruler!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Hypocrisy marches on.

I have heard fiery gospel of his bully Chief of Staff,

"If you criticize my boss then you shall surely feel my wrath!

Youíll be branded as a racist, and your home be burnt to ash.

The Godhead marches on."

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack Obama is our ruler!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

The Godhead marches on.

He started his career out thinking ďACORNís really sweet!Ē

He gave them lots of campaign funds, but He doesnít know they cheat!

They abet tax fraud and hookers but donít lay that at his feet!

Barack is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack Obama is our ruler!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack is marching on.

When He speaks His soaring Voice is like the dawning of the day,

Though His mighty TelePrompTer tells Him all the words to say,

He offers many promises, and may get to them someday,

His voice keeps droning on.

(Chorus)

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

Barack Obama is our ruler!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

His voice keeps droning on.

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