Delftsman

Bubba & Billy Joe

Now a little humor to lighten things up.

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads,
"Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.

Bubba says to his pal, " Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ' em back to E'town , sell ' em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin ' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we ' re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I ' ll talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky ."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I ' ll back up my pickup and....."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky , ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners"

H/T to Catfish