April 07, 2012

As the light turned yellow...

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered
her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,

photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front

of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus

Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the


Posted by Delftsman3 at April 7, 2012 05:03 AM | TrackBack

I refer to these types as "Sunday Christians". The ones all dressed up, making a show of being at church on Sunday morning. It's the polite way of referring to them as pious hypocrites ... ya know, the "do as i say, not as i do" crowd.

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Animals know better. They dont go around having sex with their own gender! In short a Jack-Ass has got more sence than de-generated humans. How far can humans sink before God intervenes and demonstrates (HIS FURY)!!??? Dont just read the Bible, but study it , digest it, God told us how he feels in Leviticus 17,18.Dont believe him, just watch!!!!

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