Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering
near 60 or 70) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are
projecting and whether or not we are correct
as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder
surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart
monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . . .
13. Thongs and Depends
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Posted by: helen at June 17, 2009 12:42 AM