Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the bull.
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...
She bought an air conditioner."
2nd Hillbilly: "why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectric!"
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2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'!
My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them
new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
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3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'!
My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put
together!
I was going through her purse the other day
lookin' fer some
change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
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1st and 2nd Hillbillies:
"well what's so dumb about that?"
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3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"