Delftsman

Kennedy

They are just about ready to contaminate Arlington National Cemetery with the bloated whale carcass formerly know as Ted"The Swimmer" Kennedy. (Yes, I know that as a veteran during time of war; and as having had the third longest tenure as a Senator in history he "qualifies" for the honor, but I still think it's a damned shame REAL heroes will have to try to maintain their eternal rest peaceful with the likes of Teddy in their midst)

Might I suggest the following as his dirge?:

And before you bleeding heart Liberal/Progressive Jackasses(but I repeat myself) excoriate me for "bad taste" in dealing with a death; I think Teddy would have enjoyed the dig...by all accounts, he was always asking if there were any new "Swimmer" jokes floating around (when he wasn't too busy keeping the Dewars distillery in business or harassing young women with his nephews, that is).

to Daphne at Jaded Heaven