August 29, 2009

Let the Jokes begin:

A man calls Kennedy’s office and asks for the senator. the receptionist says ” I’m sorry, Senator Kennedy is dead”. the man says thank you and hangs up.

The next day the man calls back, same thing, ” may i speak with the senator?”. ” I’m sorry sir, Senator Kennedy is dead.” ” thank you”.

On the third day he calls again and the receptionist recognizes his voice and asks why he keeps calling back, “the Senator is dead.” “I know”, he says ” I just haven’t gotten tired of hearing it.”

Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now..

What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant?

"We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it."


What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy?
About 2 months of decay!


Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.


The Kennedy family was spared the expense of embalming Teddy -- he'd done that himself over the last fifty years.


I understand cremation was briefly considered as an option but rejected because of the fire/explosion hazard...


Ted Kennedy is a shovel ready project --- How many jobs added to the economy will Obama claim for the funeral?

A funny thing happened on the way to Arlington Cemetery ...



PLEASE: if you have a good (or bad :wink:) joke, let em' rip in the comments!

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