A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE
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stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you
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hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a
baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless
I have you cremated."
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